My friend Jim is a pretty wild and crazy...

My friend Jim is a pretty wild and
crazy guy who sometimes gets bored
and has to dream up new and exiting ways to get his kicks.
One afternoon, Jim put a frog in his shirt pocket and walked into a
local drinking establishment. The cocktail waitress came over and asked
him what he would like to drink. After taking his order, the waitress
said, "Hey, what's with the frog in your pocket?"
Jim said, "Oh, the frog eats pussy."
The waitress just smiled and got Jim his drink. About 15 minutes later,
the waitress came over and asked Jim if she could borrow his frog for a
while. Jim said sure, and the waitress hurried off to the back room with
the frog. A half hour or so passed, and Jim figured he better go check up
on his frog. He walked into the back room to find the waitress lying down
on a table in the appropriate position, with the frog in the appropriate
place, and everything else quite appropriate (use your imagination).
The waitress said, "Hey mister, this frog doesn't do anything."
Jim said, "Get out of the way frog, now this is the last time I am going to
show you how to do this."