Yo there was dis elderly lady,age of 92
Had no clue, where her hubby was
Man yo fuck dat nigga probably out drinking
But he was no drinker, what was she thinking
So yo motherfucker she put on the news
Saw a car driving the wrong way, this was on the news
On the news
On the news
This was on the news
On the news
On the news
It was on the news yo
And she saw her Cadillac, blue
And she screamed and she wept as she saw the news
Called the hubby's number which ended in a 2
"Yo Ray, bae, where you at fat cat yo in my Cadillac?"
"Yo Bertha bro I'm confused"
He was confused
"All the cars are going da wrong way, I'm hella confused"
No you are
No you are
The cops chant
As Bertha looks hopelessly at the speeding Cadillac
While she cries tears of despair, not amused at what's happening on the news
Ray goes the wrong way going the opp'site direction on a one way street
This was the news that left us bemused
Fuck dat nigga pass your driving test fool!
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.