Once upon a time, there was a mouse family that lived in a bathroom. One day, the youngest mouse went out to get some cheese. His mother and father decided to stay in the bathroom. The mouse returned almost an hour later. His parents asked him what took so long. The mouse said, "Well first, I accidentaly fell into a lake. Then there was rain followed by thunder. I would have died if it hadn't been for a brown log that was floating around!"
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