One day little jonny came back from school and said to his mam '
Mam, all the kids at school say i have a big head!'
'U ain't got a big head son!' said his mam 'Now go and get me a
six pound of potatoes.'
'Have you got a bag?'
'Just put 'em in u'r hat!'
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