Inside the bar was a donkey, the man asks the bartender "What's up with the donkey?" The bartender replies "If you can make my donkey laugh then you drink for free tonight." The man then walks over to the donkey and whispers into it's ear, the donkey then starts laughing, so the man got free drinks for the night.
The next night, the man returns to the bar and asks the bartender if the same promotion was still available. The bartender tells him yes but this time he has to make his donkey cry. So the man takes the donkey out back and in less than a minute they both return and the donkey is crying, so while the bartender serves the man his free drink he says "I gotta ask, how did you do it?" The man after taking a drink replies "Yesterday I told him that I have a bigger dick than him, today I proved it."
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