...when suddenly they come upon a lone old dog sitting in the middle of the road, furiously licking its balls and its huge red unsheathed penis. John says: "That's my neighbor's dog; played with him for years. He likes to wander this road sometimes."
Fred stops the truck as the dog just won't move out of the way, oblivious to the vehicle. Fred smirks and says to his John: "That lucky bastard. I've always thought it would be so nice to be able to do that, haven't you?"
"Hell yeah it'd be nice," said John. "But surely he'd bite us."
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