Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

What do call a...

An eskihoe

Two Guys were...

Mack: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. John: Don't worry,...

Insults

-- She's uglier than homemade soap. -- Your momma's so fat, when she...

The Best of the...

Do You Love As Good As You Look Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On...

She lives for me

One of the moments in my life I will never forget was this one time at this...

Dad's jokes

My best dad's jokes. 1. Driving in the car with mates or kids friends - drive...

A mouse walks...

A mouse walks into a bakery and asks the chef: "Excuse me sir... do you have...

El marido llega a su

El marido llega a su casa a las cuatro de la ma�ana, despu�s de una juerga,...

Words of Wisdom

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. I am in shape. Round is a shape....

How many babies...

Depends on how hard you throw em.