My best dad's jokes.
1. Driving in the car with mates or kids friends - drive past cemetery- "do you know that the council past a special law that states the people that live in this neighbourhood can't be buried in that cemetery. Person in car "Really" - "Yeh, cause their not fucking dead yet dickhead".
2. "Did you hear that Helena Rubinstein was sexually asulted?
"Yeh, Max Factor".
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