-- She's uglier than homemade soap.
-- Your momma's so fat, when she stepped up on the scale to be weighed, it
said 'To be continued.'
-- He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
-- Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits.
-- The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead
-- Any insulting statement is always followed by "bless his/her heart�.
Example: "She's dumber than a door knob, bless her heart�.
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