For when you need to get off the phone.

next time you come to the end of a phone call. instead of saying good bye you can say....

You: hey, i got one for ya.....what has a tiny dick and hangs down?

Friend: i dunno, what?

You: a bat, you know cause they be hanging down in caves, and they be all tiny...

Friend: right right...

You: what has a big dick and hangs up?

Friend: uh i don-*CLICK*

and you hang up the phone on em!....get it?! AYYYYEEEE!!!!!