My daughter came home and told us that the teacher for her flower-arranging class started out by telling the class that they
needed always to keep in mind that even the prettiest flowers wilt.
I could not sit silent for her to say that.
"I disagree!" I said. "I am sure that most of the good flowers won't."
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