Polish Sausage

I am half polish and I said this to a girl at our lunch
(School cafeteria setting)
Me: Hey do you want the rest of my sausage?
Girl: No thanks
Me: Do you even like sausage?
Girl: Not really(giggles)
Me: What about polish sausage? ;)
The table just died laughing and the girl slapped me.

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