T: What sort of person just leaves a big pile of shit infront of my car? is it some sort of message? a threat?
S: a horse left it there, you know, from its asshole, no message no threat just a horse.
T: A horse? are you joking around right now... my f-
****INTERRUPTS****
S: No I am not joking why is that hard to believe? whats the alternative, ok you are saying someone hates us enough to target our parking spot and instead of throwing the shit on our cars or the house they just leave it right on the road in front, right where a horse would be standing, if it were riding by. so, which is more believable to you?
T: Its definitely a message, whether it was the horse or Greg, the guy down at the manure store we have a current escalating feud...(trails off).. intent got nothing to do with this, when you arrive to your home and the first thing you see is a big pile of shit, you know the universe is telling you something.
S: Who the fuck is Greg? you need to lay off the vitamin 66 that stuff will ruin you, its just what they want.
T: You are telling me to lay off? [laughs](np.reddit.com/r/meta/comments/3yigde/satire_on_reddits_strict_guidelines_joke_meta/) you dont even know who Greg is anymore...
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