Fishing

It was alovely summers day and a husband says to his wife, `Lets you me and the dog go fishing! no! says the wife , You know I hate fishing.
So the husband replys,You have a choice, you either come fishing with me and the dog, give me a blowjob or take it up the arse. I`ll give you 5mins to think about it while I go in the shed.


5mins later the husband returns and says `well?..


I`ll give you a blowjob replys his wife.


So the wife starts giving her husband a blowjob and comes up in disgust and says,`your cock tastes of shit and stinks!


the husbands answers,yeah,well the dog didn`t want to go either!