a young man is found fishing near a pond by a police officer. his bucket of fish is full.
cop: do you have your fishing permit on you young man?
fisherman: no sir. they're my fish. i brought them from home.
cop:what do you mean brought them from home?
fisherman:every day i come here and let the fish swim in the pond and then i call them back.
cop:what? how?
fisherman: i whistle at them and they jump back into the bucket.
cop: show me.
at this point the young man empties his bucket and stands still.
cop: so!
fisherman:so what?
cop: call on the fish!!
fisherman:what fish?
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