Fish Market

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges,
so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello
ladies!"
Picture perfect
A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame
it."
The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge
it."
The bear and the rabbit
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found
a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went
first and he said,� I wish to be the only male bear in this forest." And he got
his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United
States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he
got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest
were females." And he got his wish.
It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."