It's raining as a drunk man stumbles up to a bus stop, and starts talking with a very well dressed sober man already standing there. As they chat, the dapper fellow sees a beautiful blonde woman holding an umbrella about to walk past. As she passes, the dapper fellow says to her "tickle your ass with a feather?" to which the blonde says with startled anger "what did you just say to me‽". The man responds "particularly nasty weather". The blonde looks relieved, apologies profusely, and continues on her way.
This is very amusing to the drunk and through slurred speech he requests that his new friend do it again, to which the fellow obliges.
They spot a gorgeous redhead about to stroll past, and the dapper fellow says to her "tickle your ass with a feather?" Infuriated, the redhead demands to know if he kisses his mother with that mouth, and demands that he repeat himself. The man says "particularly nasty weather!" The redhead demurs, apologizes, and continues on her way. The drunk has never been so amused, and requests that he try it himself.
The dapper fellow approves, and the drunk proceeds to stagger over to a stunning brunette passing by and loudly barks "hey baby, ya want me to put a feather in your ass‽"
She immediately proceeds to slap him as hard as she can, and without missing a beat, the drunk then says "hey, I think it's raining!"
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