Three men have been selected to become an FBI agent. They are standing in a hallway with three different interrogation rooms.
FBI AGENT - You three have been selected for your special set of skills. There is only one test you must pass. In the individual rooms are your wives and a gun on the table; you must kill them.
The first man enters "INTERROGATION ROOM 1." Roughly 10 minutes pass by, and the man leaves the room sobbing.
MAN 1 - I just couldn't do it! Nothing in this world could make me kill my wife she means too much to me.
FBI AGENT - That's understandable, unfortunately you do not have what it takes.
The second man enters "INTERROGATION ROOM 2." Around 15 to 20 minutes pass and the man leaves the room in shambles.
MAN 2 - I tried, I put the gun next to her head, but I couldn't pull the trigger. I've wanted to be in the FBI since high school but nothing could ever separate me and my wife.
FBI AGENT - I completely understand, this is a great task to prove your worth. Unfortunately, you do not have what it takes.
The third man enters "INTERROGATION ROOM 3." Several minutes pass and there are gun shots followed by a large crashing noise accompanied with male and female screaming.The man exits the room with blood splattered on him.
FBI AGENT - What in the hell happened in there?!
MAN 3 - Well, the gun was loaded with fucking blanks so I had to kill the bitch with the chair!
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