"mommy mommy, I am scared of been alone"(kid)
"Don't worry son, I will always be with you"(mom)
So when he graduated of high school, his mother still was with him
Graduated from college? his mom was with him
Find A job? his mom was with him
Married? his mom was with him
has kids? his mom was with him
Has grandkids? his mom still was with him
Sadly, his mom ended passing away at the age of 93
So one day, the kid who has become an old man, approaches his mother grave and says
"You lied to me"
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