...and his old man receives a letter. It says:
"Hello, father. It's great here! The people are nice, university isn't that hard, and life is pretty good. The only thing which makes me feel kind of bad is that all my friends go to school by train while I drive in my golden Ferrari."
About a week later, the son receives a letter with his father's signature on it. It reads:
"Not to worry my son, I just transferred $300 million onto your bank account. Let's not shame the family name, go ahead and buy yourself a train too."
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