Twenty-four hours before his wedding, a young man asks his dad if he has any fatherly advice to impart before the big day.
�Just two things,� the father says. �First, tell her you must have one night a week to go out with the boys.�
�And what�s the other one?� the son asks.
�Don�t waste it on the boys.�
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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