A farmer and his wife were enjoying an evening sitting on the porch.
The farmer leans over and grabs the wife's tit and says. "You know, if this could give milk, we could get rid of the cow."
The wife leans over and grabs the farmer's crotch and says,"You know, if this could get hard, we could get rid of your brother."
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