Im sorry if the english is bad but im translating this joke from the Spanish:
It's saturday night. The Flash wants to go out and meet some women, so he decides to go and ask Batman to come with him, he runs to the batcave and asks him:
- Hey Bruce! Lets go out to a club tonight and get some pussy!
And Batman answers:
- I Can't, Flash. I already told Robin I will give him driving lessons with the Batmobile tonight.
Angrily, Flash runs away from there and goes to Supermans house. He gets there and tells Superman:
- Yo, Superman! Lets get shitfaced at a bar and score some girls!
To what Superman says:
- I already told Lois i'll take her to dinner tonight man. Im sorry.
Flash is very angry now and decides to go to Wonder Woman's to see whats up with her. When he arrives, he finds her in the bed, completely naked, moaning with her legs sticking up, and always having wanted to have sex with her, in less than one second he takes off his clothes, nails her, and run away home.
Completely confused, Wonder Woman says:
- What in earth just happened?
And the Invisible Man answers:
- I dont know but my ass hurts like hell.
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