Farmer jokes

A city slicker decides he wants to be a farmer, so he takes a taxi out to the nearest farm. He walks up to the farmer and tells him he's sick of the city life and wants to start a farm and that he wants to buy a Chicken.
The farmer replies, "Alright boy I can set you up, but a real farmer don't call 'em chickens, we call 'em pullits."

The man agrees to call it that and makes his purchase. He starts to walk away and thinks to himself I should get a rooster too so I can bread them. he walks back t the farmer and asks for a rooster.
"Alright son, I can sell you one, but we don't call 'em that, we call 'em cocks. The man agrees to call it that and walks off again.

The man realizes it's a long walk, so goes back to buy a donkey. The farmer once again corrects him and says, out here we call it an ass, not a donkey.
The man hops on and starts to ride off with a bird under each arm. The farmer runs after him, "I forgot to mention, this here fella is stubborn some times, he may stop walking, if he does hop off and give him a little scratch behind the ear and he'll be good to go."

The man thanked the farmer and was off. Not long into his journey, the donkey stopped walking. The man yelled, "come on what's your problem, go!" A women walking by him looked at him confused. The man remembered what the farmer had said, so he hopped off and asked the women, "Excuse me ma'am, could you hold my cock and pull-it while I scratch my ass?"