Famous Last Words

You'll be perfectly safe behind this lead shield
That's not smoke, that's steam
Of course it's sterile
We should have enough gas to make it to higher ground
The IRS expects you to cheat. Everybody does it !
It's so tame, you can put your head in its mouth
Relax, I can get ya outta this easy. No sweat !
It was fresh just last week
These are the safe kind of mushrooms
It should be OK to swim in
He's been a perfectly safe driver, ever since the accident
My wife's not at all jealous. We have an "open" marriage
Clip the red wire first
These Jury trials never last more than a day or so
It's unplugged, go ahead and remove the cover
It's OK to format this disk
They don't bother tourists, their economy depends on us
It's supposed to make that noise
That law's been on the book for years; they don't even enforce it
It doesn't look like the bridge is out
Besides, they only attack when they're hungry
The boss won't mind; anyway, he'll never know
It shouldn't take long to reach the Airport from here
I'm sure I turned my lights off
I bet I can fit in there
The law requires regular safety inspections, don't worry
Hey! Relax! I've done this hundreds of times
That's only a puddle, go ahead, keep driving
He's bluffing ! That's a toy gun
Don't worry, I'm always bringing people home for dinner
Let me assure you, this operation is routine
Those warning labels are only to avoid lawsuits
I've seen it done on TV HUNDREDS of times