Four men are on the golf course one Sunday morning, and as they tee off one of them says that he has a confession to make. "You know, guys, this golfing on Sunday mornings is costing me an arm and a leg. I had to buy my wife a Lexus that is fully loaded in order for me to be able to come golf with you every week."
The second man says, "That's nothing, I had to buy my wife that mansion up on the hill and put it in her name only so that I could come."
The third man says, "I can top that, I had to send my wife and daughter to Paris for two weeks for a shopping spree. I have no idea how much that will cost me."
The fourth man doesn't say anything, so they ask him about it. He says "Ah, it is no big deal for me, I just roll over Sunday morning and say to my wife 'intercourse or golf course'!"
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