Golf Genie

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were
about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with
beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began
to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large
plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed
through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.
They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove
off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the
house, they found no one there. The husband called out and
no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a
small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his
head.


The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?"


"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked
over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little
bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered.


The wife asked, "Are you a genie?"


"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant
you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the
man replied.


The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a
scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily
agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year
forever.


The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!"


The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my
way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many
years, and after all, I made you a scratch golfer and a
millionaire."


The husband and wife agreed.


After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the
wife, "How long have you been married?"


To which she responded, "Three years."


The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"


To which she replied, "31 years old"


The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in this
genie crap?"