So these two nuns were driving down the road at night when a scary vampire jumped out in front of their car, causing them to slam on the brakes. The nun in the driver's seat panics, turns to the other nun and says, "Quick, show him your cross."
So the other nun hastily rolls down her window and yells, "Get outta the way, you ugly big-toothed bastard!"
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