Hi I'm a young lad who's always been interested in chat up lines and my first few are
Can I give you my cv because I'd like to do a job on you?
Have you ever had sex with a black guy? Well if you haven't you wouldn't be ready for me?
Have you got something in your eye because I'd like to lash you out of it.
P.s I'm from Dublin not a lot of black dudes hence the second line, lot of young ones up to get themselves jungle fever though. Love to hear some new ones.
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