...went golfing one beautiful Sunday afternoon. They were just getting ready to tee off when a young attractive woman walked up and asked if she could join the three since she was there by herself. Without hesitation they allowed her to be the 4th member of their group.
The day went on and while the woman wasn't a bad golfer, she certainly wasn't the best either. On the 8th hole the woman had a particularly great drive and impressive second shot. Soon she was about 4ft away from the hole putting for a par.
"I've never gotten a par before in my life," she said excitedly, "whoever helps me sink this put will get to have sex with me in the clubhouse!"
The first brother rushed right on over, and after carefully examining the green, decided it sloped downward and to the left.
The second brother, not to lose his chance with the beautiful lady, came over and decided the first was way way off and said it actually went uphill and slightly to the right.
Then the father came over, put an arm around the woman and said, "Don't worry, this is clearly a gimme!"
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