An Eskimo and a New Zealander are driving down the road when all of a sudden their car breaks down. The New Zealander decides he will fix the car and tells the Eskimo to go for a walk and the car will be fixed when he gets back. About half an hour goes by and the Eskimo returns with ice all over his face and the New Zealander says 'well, looks like you've blown a seal, to which the Eskimo replies 'So? You fuck sheep!'
Edit: added a few words
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