Officer 1: "I totally wrecked my car today. I drove off the road, through some bushes, hit a tree and ended up in a lake."
Officer 2: "What happened?"
Officer 1: "There was a nigger on the road."
Officer 2: "But why didn't you just run that nigger over?!?"
Officer 1: "Well, I tried. But he ran off the road through the bushes, around a tree and jumped into that fucking lake!"
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