A French Mascaraed Party.

Note: It helps if you read this with an enthusiastic French accent.

So a French guy wants to throw a mascaraed party, but can't decide on an original theme. After a while he comes up the idea that all his friends should come dress as an emotion.

So the night of the party he hears a knock at the door of his first guest. "
Host: "Bonjour Jacques! You are all dressed in red. What emotion could you be?"
Jacques: "I am red wit dee fury!"
Host: " Very good, come on in!"

Suddenly he hears a second knock at the door.
Host: "Bonjour Guy! You are all dressed in green. What emotion could you be?"
Guy: " I am green wit dee envy!"
Host: " Excellent! You may enter!"

And of course he hears a third knock at his door and when he answers, he is surprised and confused.
Host: "Bonjour Henri! I think that you might have gotten the theme wrong. You are all naked with a fruit on your Penis! What emotion could you possibly be?"
Henri: "I am fucking in dis pear!"