Three men are traveling with a guide. Their adventure is if to a boring start when a massive bird swoops overhead and poops, covering the three travelers. The first traveler wipes his face and immediately dies. As the other travelers look to their guide, the guide tells them, that is the foo bird, whoever has the misfortune of being pooped on by this bird will live with it on them for the rest of their life, for if they wipe it off, they will die. The second traveler is bitten by a mosquito and when he slaps the insect, he falls over, dead as can be. The third traveler resigns himself to a life covered with this foo bird's feces ave lives a long and prosperous life with children and grandchildren who will take over his enterprise. One day, near the end of his life, the third traveler decides, "I have had a good life and would like to end it myself on my own terms". So he reaches to his face and wipes of one segment of feces and is immediately pronounced dead. So, moral of the story, if the foo shits, wear it.
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