One day a lovely brunette walked into a doctors office and said doc my whole body is broken. Why do u say that says the doctor. Well when ever i touch any part of my body it hurts see,she touched her waist owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww she screams,then she touches her knee and she screams owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.What should i do she askes. Well ur body is'nt broken. ur not a real brunette are u the doc askes! no i'm not,i'm a blonde says the oung lady! Well ur body isnt broken ur god damn figer is broken!Idiot
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