doing their routine monthly checkups and each one insisted to the doctor they were not in fact crazy.
"Doc, ya gotta believe me, I don't need to be in here, I'm not crazy!" they each pleaded.
The Doctor said, "Okay, I will tell you a very simple thing and if you remember it by your next checkup I will reevaluate if you do indeed need to be in here or not." He then proceeded to point to his hand and said "hand," wrist and said, "wrist," elbow "elbow" and shoulder "shoulder."
A month went by and the men came back, the first man pointed to each respective part starting at his hand and said "wrist, shoulder, elbow, and hand." The doctor said he was sorry, but that is wrong and he must remain at the asylum. The second man pointed to each part and said, "Hand, wrist, shoulder, elbow." The doctor told him he was close, but he was wrong and because of that, needed to stay.
The third man approached the doctor and confidently said, "Hand, wrist, elbow, shoulder." The doctor said that his progress was amazing, all signs pointed to him being crazy but this new revelation changes things.
"Tell me," said the doctor, "How on earth did you remember that?"
"Easy," replied the man as he tapped the side of his head, "I got it all up here in my ass."
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