A 70 year old woman goes to the doctor and says: 'I'm having a very embarrassing problem doctor, I'm farting all day long, but I'm in luck the farts don't smell and you can barely hear them.'
The doctor prescribes her some pills, whereof everyday she has to take 2.
After 2 weeks the woman comes back to the doctor and asks: 'Doctor, what meds have you given me? I still fart all day long, still barely hearable, but they smell horrible!'
'Ok!' the doctor says, 'now we've opened up your sinuses, I'll now forward you to a doctor for hearing aids.'
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