A guy invites his Gf to meet his parents
During dinner she has gas but a stroke
Of good luck has put the family dog directly at her feet.
So without delay she let's out a loud squeak.
"Duke." The father says in a stern voice.
Feeling relieved, she decides to let the rest out and be done with it.
Once more she let's out another small but loud rumble.
"DUKE!", the father exclaims.
Finally she just lets loose an unholy ass cannon of a ripper.
And finally....
" DUKE GET OVER HERE BEFORE SHE SHITS ON YOU!!!"
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