Bob dies and his 3 close friends meet at a bar.

They meet to discuss what to do with Bob's ashes.

The first friend says "Bob and I used to hike a lot so I think we should scatter his ashes in the mountains."

The second friend says "Well Bob and I used to spend weekends fishing. I think we should put the ashes in his favourite lake."

Finally his third friend says "What you guys didn't know is that Bob and I were gay lovers. I want to take Bob's ashes and put them into my homemade chilli so I can feel him tear through my ass one more time."

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