A duck walks into a Pharmacy

And he goes up to the pharmacist and says

"Hello! I want some grapes. Do you have grapes?"

The pharmacist replies "Oh my goodness, a talking duck! You are just adorable! But no, this is a pharmacy, we sell medicine. There's a grocery store across the street though, they sell grapes. Here's ten dollars, go buy some, you cute lil' guy!"

The duck goes "Okay thank you! Goodbye.", takes the money in his bill and leaves.


*****


The next day the same duck walks into the pharmacy, walks up to the pharmacist and says

"Hello! I want grapes, do you have grapes?"

"Sorry buddy, I told you last time, I don't have any grapes. I only sell medicine here. Go to the store across the street."

"Okay thank you!" and the duck leaves


*****


The next day comes and again, at the same time of day, the duck walks in.

"Hello! I want grapes. Do you have grapes?"

Exasperated the pharmacist replies "Look duck, I told you, I don't have grapes. I have medicine. Go across the street, I'll even call them and tell them you're coming. Just walk over there and get your grapes!"

"Okay thank you! Goodbye."


*****



Can you guess what happens today? YUUUP. Duck walks into the pharmacy!

"Hello! I want gra-"

"I DON'T HAVE GRAPES! I HAVE MEDICINE! I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU ASK ME FOR GRAPES TOMORROW I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!"

"Okay thank you! Goodbye."


*****


Tomorrow comes and the Pharmacist dreads waiting. He's watching the door with every spare minute, every tingle of the bell makes him wince at the thought of seeing that goddamn duck again.

Just as he's about to close he thinks he's won! 5 minutes before closing time he's just locking away the medicine in the back room and he hears the entrance bell ring, signaling a customer.

He walks up to the counter and sees nobody.

-

He slowly looks down and sees that darn duck standing right there.

"Hello! I want nails. Do you have nails?"

It's a change of pace, at this point he'll take anything.

"I told you, we sell MEDICINE. Not nails, not grapes, medicine!"

"So you don't have nails?"

"No, I don't have nails."

"Do you have grapes?"


*****


The delivery works better in person, you can tell it much more organically, and giving the duck a funny voice really helps.

Any thoughts or feedback?