An American, a German, and a Scotsman are on a road trip together. They have been on the road for several weeks and thus were getting a little itchy for some loving. They come across a sheep caught in a fence with it's rear end sticking into the air.Says the American, "I wish that sheep was Cindy Crawford."The German says, "I wish that sheep was Heidi Klum."The Scotsman say, "Shit, I just wish it was dark."
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