A woman 8 months pregnant with triplets was at the bank and while she was waiting in line there was a robbery, the robber was new at robbing so of course he was caught but just before the police came barging through the doors he shot at the pregnant woman three times and afterwards was tackled and put in the squad car.
The woman was rushed to the hospital and was put straight into a private room where they operated straight away. When she woke up she was met by her husband and doctor. The doctor told them what happend and also that the babies were fine but they all had a bullet stuck in their stomach and they didn't want to operate due to their young age and would live normal lifes, but eventually the bullets will find their way out.
The three children grew up normal as expected but they all still had a bullet in them. One day the daughter came to her mother and said "I farted today and a bullet flew out!", the mother told her the story of what happened and she went on with her life.
A few years later one of the sons came to his mother and said "I farted today and a bullet flew out!", she went on to tell him the story of what happened and he went on with his life.
A few more years past and her other son ran up to her with a slightly different facial expression than the other two. She was ready to tell the story again when he said "Mum, I've just shot the dog!"
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