Ray and Gary were at a firing range, they wanted to shoot but the officers there said they can't shoot yet. Ray asked Gary if they wanted to take a shot without the officers noticing. Later that night Ray somehow managed to break in to the locked gun room but Gary was gone. Ray waited for an hour until he saw a speeding car, following were 3 cop cars but in the speeder was no one other than an intoxicated Gary. He took shot as a beer shot. 'Wonderful' Ray thought. Gary jumped out the right door of the car as the police still chased the speeder. Ray ran to Gary, crippled and covered in beer.Ray slapped Gary in the back of the head and said, "Damn it Gary, you idiot" as an explosion brightened the night sky. Probably the speeder.
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