What is the heaviest thing you know?
- The elefant says little Mary.
- The whale said Tony.
- A truck says Willy.
- My dad's dick!
What was that Johnny? Who told you that nonsense?
- My mom, at night I always hear her saying "not even God can put up that dick!"
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