Every night a guy would come home blitzed out of his mind and puke in the kitchen sink.
His wife grew tired of this and always berated him, "Johnny! One of these nights you are going to come home and puke your guts out!!"
He doesn't listen so she decides to put a chicken's worth of chicken guts in the sink to teach him a lesson.
That night Johnny comes home and again pukes in the sink.....
The next morning his wife says, "You see it finally happened...."
Johnny says, "You were right dear but through the grace of God and your long handled spoon.....I got them all back in again"
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