Once there was a lady who had small tits. Well on day she heard about this doctor called Dr. Johnson.So of course she went to see him. He told her how he could help, but she had second thoughts about doing it. He told her to pinch her tits and sing, " mary had a little lamb. its fleece was white as snow. anywhere that mary went that lamb was sure to go""
Well sure enough she did
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