Doctor's Prescription for Premature Ejaculation

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go
to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.


In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to
ejaculate try startling yourself".


That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter
pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.


At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two
begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later,
feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.


The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did
it go?"


The man answered, "Not that well..when I fired the pistol my wife crapped
on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the
closet with his hands in the air!"