"Doctor I need help, I've just been raped by an elephant!"
"Oh my" says the Doctor. "I'd better take a look and see."
So the man strips down and the Doctor examines him and sure enough his arsehole has been hugely stretched and seems to be about 12 inches wide.
"This is serious, says the Doctor, but I'm confused. I thought that an elephants penis was long, but thin."
"Yes that's true." Replied the man............................
"But the bastard fingered me first!"
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