brandon thomson jokes a.k.a me!

1. children with alzheimers never mind that let it fall down the stairs then ill pay you

2. i think world war 2 was more memorable than world war 1 do you? cause to my mind some people should say "we dodged a bullet" more than "oh no i got shot in the chest ok ill get up and start dancing" cause that offended a lot of the vietnamese beacause they said "cha ching i shot the sheriff oh wait i shot anne frank"

3. annie's dog ran away from the sausages why? cause he was there
annie may have got kidnapped by rooster looks like miss haninkin didnt give a shit about kids falling down the fucking stairs they were like "lets fuck the stairs oh wait we fell down them"


4. ever have a child with asthma well wouldn't i go to the hospital and ask for a teddy?

5. i went on a ship one day and said "what is this the ship for alzheimers sufferers?


6. one day i saw a child get bulied well fuck him lets run off dont stop bullying full stop

7. ever heard of jackie jackson from lakenheath primary school well she died beacause on legend of zelda she lost all her hearts!

8. i like popping spots what does it sqruit? micheal jacksons final words?

9. you may think children with down syndrome are special do you? i think yes but the only problem is that they feel down in the playground corners

10. i only went to an abortion center to get an splinter out fair enough get some twezzers and poke them out

more jokes coming soon in the comments below
BYE!!! if you have a joke for me leave it in the comments not short jokes long jokes just like i did