"I'm sorry Mr. Johnson but the results of your wife's test came back positive, but I can't remember if it was AIDS or Alzheimer's" said the doctor.
"Well that's not very helpful. What the hell am I to do?"
The doctor thinks for a bit and says "I have an idea. Take her out to the woods and leave her; if she finds her way back home, don't fuck her".
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